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PUMPER
THE OPEN PUMP INITIATIVE
STOP CRYING LIKE A PEASANT.
IT'S TIME TO GET PUMPED UP.
INSERT COIN → VIEW SOURCE ON GITHUB (GPLv3)
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
FOUR DISCIPLINES. ONE GLORIOUS PUMP. EACH IS ITS OWN PAGE, LIKE THE ANCIENTS INTENDED.
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THE LIBRARIAN
THE LIBRARIAN
EXERCISE LIBRARY
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Every lift catalogued. Know thy enemy (the enemy is leg day).
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THE PROGRAMMER
THE PROGRAMMER
WORKOUT PLANS
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Pre-packaged campaigns of pain. Speedrun your gains.
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THE SCRIBE
THE SCRIBE
WORKOUT LOGGING
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Every rep recorded. Your spreadsheet era is OVER, friend.
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ANALYZER ↗
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Real Science on your gainz. A separate app in the initiative family — what other apps call "AI."
OPEN EXTERNAL APP ↗
TRUE STORY · ISSUE #1
"I couldn't climb the wall."
My buddies hopped the pool fence after school. I couldn't — 150 kg of nerd is hard to lift. I walked home with burning tears of rage and one thought: enough was enough. A year of slow jogs later, 30 kg was gone. Then came the barbells, the spreadsheets, the plateaus, the walls…
"I was learning the 8-step hypothesis method by day and swapping routines on vibes by night."
READ THE WHOLE STORY →
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WE ARE HERE TO PUMP *clap* YOU UP
Hear me now and believe me later.
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TROGDOR · STR +99
Burninates peasants AND plateaus.
THE OPEN PUMP INITIATIVE
A free and open data model + API so your gains belong to YOU, not some app's walled garden. Feeds Analyzer, Muncher, Vitalizr — and whatever you build next.
★OWN your fitness data. Export it. Move it between platforms. No hostages.
★DO Real Science in Analyzer: "Does fasted cardio beat trained cardio?" Test it. With stats.
★BUILD your own fitness app on the spec. We WANT rivals. Iron sharpens iron.